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Bait Demotivational Poster


FAT PEOPLE - They know how to really live... just not as long.


TAGS: bush h** *** super **** bricks mind f*** emo awesome j******t america
Rating: 2.35/5

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domo - December 31, 2008, 10:45 pm
hahahahahaha


THE TROUBLE WITH INTERNET QUOTES -


TAGS: paton lincoln gandalf quote bait
Rating: 4.81/5

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steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 9:05 pm
Wow...he also said that the FAIL was strong in you...
zoomer296 - February 21, 2013, 8:59 pm
That quote is from YODA!!! Morons.
forseti - August 10, 2011, 3:01 am
done pretty often IMO but it always gives me a chuckle. 5 quotes
R.S.Jake - August 9, 2011, 4:57 pm
You know, it could be, I feel bad, I didn't verify my source! ;)
Airman - August 9, 2011, 4:13 pm
LOL I alway thought that was from Robert E Lee.. I stand corrected
mariand - August 9, 2011, 3:03 pm
ab5olutely right


NEW ZEALAND -


TAGS: aussie bait new zealand west island
Rating: 3.78/5

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redsfan - October 25, 2009, 8:21 pm
as an aussie, i like it......
Derek - October 20, 2009, 7:54 pm
Far fewer of us on Easter Island
Chopperliscious - June 23, 2009, 11:21 am
:-) Feel the Love.
Hendo - June 21, 2009, 11:52 pm
Scary fact: for every 10 New Zealander alive on the planet, one lives in Australia. NZ must suck!
Chopperliscious - June 21, 2009, 8:47 am
:-) x0x
ethereal_joy - June 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
you f***ing wish, a** face! get something original to b**** and moan about


BRUCE LEE -


TAGS: bait
Rating: 2.25/5

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Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 21, 2009, 12:57 am
I stand corrected. THIS is the funniest Motifake ever.
LURCH - August 3, 2009, 7:26 pm
Taoism, Scientology, re-incarnation, hmmm nope, still stoopid ****
Random Guy - May 27, 2009, 12:10 am
Bruce Lee is an acronym for John Travolta... sheesh
LogicDude - May 26, 2009, 9:18 am
Sorry! Henry Winkler is still alive...I loved his look as "The Fonz" though!
Jetman47 - May 25, 2009, 9:53 pm
Bruce Lee? How about John Travolta. FAIL!
Elwood - November 14, 2008, 10:27 am
Who approved this piece of **** poster, and WHY?
Sean - October 22, 2008, 11:53 am
-- Dat****a who coined the term "tunnel bait" which was cool of him. Bye.
Sean - October 22, 2008, 11:53 am
"May The Force Be Around Your Neck" (below a picture of Star Trek ties) was mine (and one of my first 20 posters, I believe) and I do claim to be somewhat of a pioneer of the tunnel bait genre (so convene the lynch mob if you will). Though it was Dat****
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 22, 2008, 11:47 am
Yeah, it's the noob's rites of passage. We've all done it.
Briton of Rose - October 22, 2008, 11:41 am
Every MotiFaker has to make at least one each of the following posters: tunnel bait, j******t, NSFW, political, mindf***, and redundant. Otherwise, you're still a rookie.
Shtoink - October 22, 2008, 2:41 am
shouldnt people wait to make coments until they have posted at least 10 posters? thought i read that in the EULA somewhere
energy - October 21, 2008, 2:07 pm
tunnel bait posters are as lame as you are. please stop until you are funny.
LogicDude - October 21, 2008, 1:29 pm
YO! Mr. Kotter! I gotta aks you sumpin'!
uraMoron - October 21, 2008, 1:14 pm
U R A f***ing moron


CALM -


TAGS: relax surf lull sharkbait thoughts
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - October 10, 2013, 9:18 pm
Well, I just finished the spacedog, Sho, 5150 tour. I’m rather moist.


FISHING RULES -




WILD MAGIKARP APPEARED! - ..::EPIC FLAIL::..


TAGS: magikarp epic fail funny j******t pokemon flail
Rating: 2.35/5

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Khatmonsuk - January 23, 2009, 11:56 am
Dont tell me that Gyarados isnt kickass.
Sauce? - January 17, 2009, 4:23 pm
No it doesn't flying/water sux, now i it was Dragon/water...
Khatmonsuk - January 17, 2009, 3:37 pm
Dont forget that Magikarp evolves to a kickass pokémon.
boylizard - January 15, 2009, 9:04 pm
Clever :D


SMOKING - Yeah, I can quit whenever I want...




The Bait -




FROGGER - Not so entertaining in real life.


TAGS: frogger games funny ***y j******t
Rating: 2.65/5

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uuh - June 1, 2009, 3:10 pm
j******t and ***y as tag? lmao.


BOY GEORGE - This time baby I'll be bulletproof


TAGS: la roux baby bulletproof boy george bait
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 11:44 am
You agree with that ignorant moron who hasn't contributed anything but an ignorant homophobic comment? Come on.... Poster count-0, Comment count-25, Forum posts-0. You're likable... don't hitch your wagon to fringe morons.
Treehodger - February 22, 2010, 11:11 am
Now I know I post a lot of bad ones. I make them because they make ME laugh. But I agree with Dude. And why is one of the tags "Bait"? Bait for what? 1L's?
DudefromOz - December 8, 2009, 6:14 pm
You got 1 lion from me because your motifake sucked arse. I didnt find it funny in the slightest and seems to be ... well i dont know. Thats a chick, Boy George was a fag tr***... not really much comparison besides mardi gras make up.
Chopperliscious - September 10, 2009, 7:46 pm
f*** off you one lion trolls - just because I give YOUR ****ty motifakes one lion doesn't mean you should DO IT TO MINE! :-)


STEAK-CAKE - perfect with Peas-Muffin deleted deleted




C'MON CUBBY -


TAGS: j******t
Rating: 4.11/5

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MAPLE BACON FLAVOR - Might as well be crack for Motifakers


TAGS: maple bacon flavor man bait lollipops
Rating: 2.81/5

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Sean - May 28, 2009, 9:25 pm
Hell ya! You could even pull one of them right outta your crack and we'd still ... we'd kinda pretend to wipe it off ... but then we'd, you know. We're not proud of that.


MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE -


TAGS: refund motifake fodder tth mailbait merchandising
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

R.S.Jake - April 5, 2010, 4:39 pm
I am going to miss Booger's Avatar though. it was funny. Oh well.
Bovee - April 5, 2010, 3:24 pm
i missed this sh*t but wow is that funny. 5l's aggy for fighting the good fight.
DreMagnum - April 5, 2010, 1:43 am
this one random
Bartimaeus - April 5, 2010, 1:36 am
You had me at "Hello," Agatha.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:34 am
Suspected, or hoped?
Bartimaeus - April 5, 2010, 1:24 am
You know, I've always suspected...
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:20 am
LMAO! I'm a her! This is how everyone finds out?
DreMagnum - April 5, 2010, 1:14 am
check out her actual page, they have some hate for you
forseti - April 5, 2010, 1:12 am
rofl... ira**jello sux...
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:05 am
Thanks, phy - booger13 accused me of "stealing" this pic from him... citin a poster he made on deviant art... which sucked. http://ira**jello.deviantart.com/art/demotivational-christmas-154751204
phydeaux - April 5, 2010, 12:59 am
I'm too tired to read 38 comments, but f***ing A aggy, 5L
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:23 pm
LMAO! Indeed!
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 3:21 pm
"Rose" colored? Bwahahahahah
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:17 pm
As far as the glasses, they're all the same color... just like everyone here.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:15 pm
If you look close enough, this model is actually brunette... you're free to color to taste.
forseti - April 4, 2010, 3:14 pm
Is it possible to get bright glasses with a brunette?!?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:53 pm
Or, Briahere, for that matter.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:52 pm
Seems too angry to be a girl, although yes, certainly yammers like a Britarded.
DreMagnum - April 4, 2010, 2:51 pm
sorry, it talks like a 10 year old girl
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 2:46 pm
May we soon forget Booger of Rose.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 2:43 pm
Also, on the plus side, my desserts feel a LOT safer.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 2:43 pm
I would like to see some proof that booger took the pic in question. Otherwise.... where did HE get it?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:43 pm
She? Come on now, Dre.
DreMagnum - April 4, 2010, 2:43 pm
I love how bad hers were too. I remember he/she kept pming me about stuff. Kind of weird
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:43 pm
I'm not nice, though. But, I've been trying.... and this is what happens.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:42 pm
We'd have about 8 posters left if we removed ones used online.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 2:42 pm
Yeah, the closing rant was entertaining though. "makes about as much sense as aggy as a nice person." You can tell, man, booger was a scholar.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:42 pm
LMAO Dre!!! I know, right?
DreMagnum - April 4, 2010, 2:41 pm
Reusing a pic on the interwebs?????? OH **** SON, **** JUST GOT REAL
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 2:39 pm
No loss. Just another drive by commenter who never made a single contribution to the site.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 2:36 pm
You know, I saw this coming...and yet I did nothing to prevent it. Bon voyage, Boogerino! We've had our share of male lesbos.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:33 pm
I took a picture from "poster fodder" thread, and made a motifake. You made a poster from the same picture on another site... and it sucked. Got to bed, little girl... there's no victory to be had here today.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 2:32 pm
I always knew you were a little b**** Booger. Thanks for proving us all right!
lesbo - April 4, 2010, 2:31 pm
as far as I ra** JELLO , makes as much sence as aggy as a nice person
lesbo - April 4, 2010, 2:30 pm
i dONT GIVE A 4K , YOU ARE A Theif AND BAN me who the FRAK cares, have fun being a trainwreck of a person PHYSICLLY AND MENTALLY . and yes THEY GIVE B17CH3S like u mods because u SUCK AT LIFE. *TAKES THE BAN happily* GOOD LUCK COW
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:21 pm
Normally, your a** would be dead as f***ing fried chicken, but you happen to pull this **** while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna ban you, I wanna help you. But I'm not going to let you call me out in public... so, sleep for now.
lesterinside - April 4, 2010, 2:17 pm
Hey booger, great work at the devian.
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 2:16 pm
what kind of name is I ra** Jello ?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:15 pm
Motifake rule: Ripped off pic on the internet: no such thing. Time out for booger.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 2:15 pm
I see no copyright. Nor do I see your name on the poster. STFU whiner!
booger13 - April 4, 2010, 2:13 pm
flat out telling you , U RIPPED OFF my pic >>http://ira**jello.deviantart.com/art/demotivational-christmas-154751204 (dated feb 19 on devi)
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:10 pm
Hello? Are you calling me out, kid? That is not the right move. I'm not a total CART, but I am a moderator... and you are not bright. Thank you, though... for sharing.
booger13 - April 4, 2010, 2:09 pm
ok i call BULL5H1T , this image i had on my page on deviant art. WAS SUBMITTED AND REJECTED .... THATS STRIKE ONE aggy . WAY TO BE A TOTAL C**t
ICEMAN - April 4, 2010, 2:00 pm
What if I don't need a blonde? Can I get a redhead in exchange? Goin' postal x 5
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 1:49 pm
TTH rePMs
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 1:47 pm
Aggy PM's
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 1:43 pm
Thanks goes to TTH for the pic and the mailbait line. And, as luck would have it, my parents kept the box, and let me play "fort" in the refrigerator. When I'd come to, it was always a doctor who had found me. Or, a child protective services worker.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 1:41 pm
lol "mailbait" tag 5/5
lesterinside - April 4, 2010, 1:40 pm
5 olala
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 1:38 pm
Nice one Aggy. 5L
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 1:34 pm
The better to play fort with! Refrigerator boxes are better though, because you can turn the spare material into weapons.
MO - April 4, 2010, 1:31 pm
Good lord she's got a big box though.....


Shark Fishing -




TUNNEL BAIT - This is it.


TAGS: tunnel bait sorry guys
Rating: 2.33/5

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LogicDude - April 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
Powdered soap. Why? It takes longer to pick up when you drop it...
waldobaby - April 21, 2009, 8:59 pm
Why are these two standing on a wet VINYL TILE floor with a bar of soap? Can't they find a shower?


MASTER CHIEF - Corrupting the minds of children since 2001


TAGS: master chief j******t card pokemon halo
Rating: 2.64/5

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LOLOLOL - July 1, 2009, 3:06 pm
Honestly, POKEMON?!?! i'd perfer if they make a card game called Strike, which takes characters from vid games, history, movies and pins them aganst each other with factors based on stratagy offense speed ETC
Mr. Shiny - June 5, 2009, 11:44 pm
Why Pokemon?
Vision (the Unpurple) - May 4, 2009, 5:12 pm
Yeah, grass type seems about right.


OH DAMN - Celebrtiy Endorsment In it's best way


TAGS: world of warcraft c hood mr t ozzy osbourne verne troyer william shatner fail j******t
Rating: 2.11/5

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Kaarox - October 9, 2009, 5:02 pm
Epic neck pieces, they all have one.
Flea - April 26, 2009, 1:00 am
You forgot Vic Mignogna


BAIT CAR -


TAGS: bait car
Rating: 1.33/5
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 9:34 pm
Next time you could mention all the seagulls too... jk.
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 9:27 pm
It's a good idea to register when you submit.
mysterg - August 21, 2010, 9:25 pm
Well, not ALL, but this one...and maybe others I've forgotten about...d***:(
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 9:19 pm
So, these anonymous motifakes are all yours?
mysterg - August 21, 2010, 9:18 pm
Um, it was me (again, cause my login didn't take)...I MADE IT, I ADMIT IT! d*mn MY EYES!!!!! (that, and I forgot to save it under my username...yeah, I did that...again...)
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 12:09 pm
I'm going to uphold the anonymous = 1L rule. This person obviously refuses to come forward... and since you can't vote on your own posters, you are hiding. Can't wait to find you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2010, 2:46 am
Zing!!.....1L.
ICEMAN - August 21, 2010, 2:42 am
You could say that about your motifakes as well.


chum -




MISSED OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: throw out the bait and lay in wait
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

spacedog - September 2, 2010, 9:23 pm
Still makes me chuckle even if the fishing has been poor.
spacedog - November 30, 2009, 11:04 am
Very nice work.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:16 pm
.... and chicken wire. Don't forget the chicken wire.
Sean - November 29, 2009, 2:15 pm
Yeah ... catch and beat 'em senseless with a rock, followed by a wholly gratuitous body slam. Look, another floater. *sigh*
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:10 pm
To borrow a quote... he should've armed himself if he's gonna decorate motifake with timmy comments.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:09 pm
Love it!!!


REAL MOTIFAKES -




VIETNAM - Baddest Axis Power in World War I


TAGS: korea vietnam ww world war axis stupid japan joke bait
Rating: 2.75/5

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Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:23 am
Technically, the portion of the map inside the red box is Russia.
King Graing - April 30, 2009, 6:27 am
epic fail. espcially to the people above me. this isnt florida. its Korea. sersly, r u guys retarded enough not to know your own country?
Cerebus42 - March 6, 2009, 12:22 am
Quit picking on Florida.
Toussaint - March 3, 2009, 7:33 pm
Vietnam during WWI was ruled by the Nguyá»…n Dynasty under French control. It wasn't a factor in WWI.
... - March 3, 2009, 4:32 pm
What?


CANADA -


TAGS: bait
Rating: 2.35/5

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rerun - January 29, 2010, 8:06 pm

Just a doody head? Sticks and Stones.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 29, 2010, 8:03 pm
Really rerun?..........because I think you're a doody head.
Bartimaeus - January 29, 2010, 5:14 pm
This is obviously a censored picture of mah ballz...and this will not be tolerated! I shall have my day in court!
rerun - January 29, 2010, 4:58 pm

everybody knows this is Oklahoma....and Korodan, insults will NOT be tolerated
R.S.Jake - January 29, 2010, 12:56 pm
If squint your eyes and tilt your head, the left side looks like scooby-doo, and the right side looks like a killer whale.
LogicDude - January 29, 2010, 12:54 pm
So, it's NOT Hawaii then? Dammit! Why the f*ck do they call it the "Big Island" then if it's not a BIG f*ckin' island!?
R.S.Jake - January 29, 2010, 12:27 pm
Common! It's China! Sheesh! ROR
Faceplant31 - January 29, 2010, 11:57 am
Koradan please tell me you are kidding. This was a bobvious bate or a joke poster and by looking at the comments it seems to have worked.
Koradan - January 29, 2010, 11:48 am
Really? Canada? Really? Behold, your public school system at work. Dumb$#!t...
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 1:44 am
Idiot.
JezusChriyst - June 5, 2009, 1:26 am
Any of you numb nuts notice this is AUSTRALIA?
BuZZbomb - June 3, 2009, 10:19 pm
"Oh come now. It's just one wafer thin immigrant."
Me - June 3, 2009, 10:00 pm
To Robert, I have good news and bad news. Bad news: that was the joke...Good news: you only have 3 days to live, so your shame will be short lived
LogicDude - May 7, 2009, 1:27 pm
I thought it was Alfred Hitch****.
Robert the Bruce - May 7, 2009, 8:38 am
I may be missing the joke but that's the outline of Australia.
Sean - May 4, 2009, 8:13 pm
crap. outted by my missing avatar, which means I'm surrounded by p*** and instead, I'm reading these comments.
Sean - May 4, 2009, 8:12 pm
Oh just bugger off, eh. All a you's.
agdaniele - May 4, 2009, 7:50 pm
Ii swear... it's like nobody ever played Risk as a kid. That's southern New Guinea.
Hakiu - May 4, 2009, 5:08 pm
tunnel bait should be treated as tunnels.
Arrogant Knight - May 4, 2009, 3:29 pm
It's Iceland, clearly.
Geofail - May 4, 2009, 3:21 pm
B-but.. I thought that was HAWAII!
Chopperliscious - May 4, 2009, 1:16 pm
Noooo - the West Island of New Zealand.
You Dumb Ass - May 4, 2009, 1:08 pm
Australia!!!!!


EMO BAIT -




W. - liberals bring up how educated their candidates yet ignore an MBA from Harvard


TAGS: bush w bait trap o o
Rating: 2.11/5

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Randy1 - September 23, 2009, 8:48 pm
The coast guard was there the second the winds died down. At least some parts of the government works for a living.
jupiter monkey - August 28, 2009, 6:37 pm
Hey spencer, kill yourself. Better yet, come down to New Orleans and we'll do it for you.
TheTrashHeap - August 28, 2009, 6:34 pm
So much for christian kindness and goodwill eh spencer?
spencer - August 28, 2009, 2:11 pm
I really don't give a flip about the people of orleans anyone that dumb to stay in a city 11 feet under sea level deserves what's coming to them. Plus it was hard to send support due to the fact that the city was flooded.
Neocon H8R - July 6, 2009, 4:19 am
Dear a name we texans dont all like W and not all of us want to secede. There is a lot of bible thumpers and christian loonies here wich made up most of his base (30%). I do love those swine flu tacos though. the swine flu gives them a spicy kick.
Truth in Advertising - July 2, 2009, 4:44 pm
In this case; M.B.A. = Money Buys Anything.
a name - July 2, 2009, 2:54 am
As a matter of fact, seeing as our nation's worst Presidents have come from Texas, I think we should let them secede like their governor keeps saying they should. Tell Mexico we say hi, and thanks for the tacos and swine flu!
a name - July 2, 2009, 2:51 am
Say whatever you want to say about Democrats, but after Hurricane Betty, Lyndon Johnson, who was an awful President, was at least there within 24 hours. Couple that with raising the deficit to over $10 trillion and you see why I don't vote GOP anymore
a name - July 2, 2009, 2:47 am
"media bashing everything President Bush did (some deserved, most undeserved)"...okay, you're really going to have to explain that one to me, because the Iraq War aside, he still waited 3 days to send aid to New Orleans after 80% of the city was flooded
Sean - July 1, 2009, 8:59 pm
Thanks, WTFO. Have a good evening.
WTFO - July 1, 2009, 8:58 pm
Gotta step out to feed the kids. Take care, Sean. We'll talk (type) at ya later.
Sean - July 1, 2009, 8:56 pm
Thanks. If I survive the night, we'll know that RON let is pass.
WTFO - July 1, 2009, 8:55 pm
things that drove this election. Great acronym by the way.
WTFO - July 1, 2009, 8:54 pm
enough voter fraud to sway the election because we don't use a popular vote method. In close districts, a few fraudulent votes can sway the district which helps drive the state's electoral votes. However, like I said, it was a combination of a lot of
Sean - July 1, 2009, 8:54 pm
ACORN, I have on dubuious authority, stands for: Anarchic Criminal Organization of RON's Numbskulls. I don't see, however, how that makes them a terrorist organization -- outside of Motifake, that is.
WTFO - July 1, 2009, 8:53 pm
Investigations are still ongoing. The wheels of justice are unfortunately slow here. As far as political motivations, the 14 states include some Democratic and some Republican run local govts, so I think it's driven by law. It's hard to tell if there was
Sean - July 1, 2009, 8:50 pm
ed to make a difference in a national election?
Sean - July 1, 2009, 8:50 pm
These 14 states that have charges against ACORN, a**ming there is nothing politcal about the initiation of any of those charges, anything proven as of yet? And do these allegations add up to the massive amount of voter fraud that would have been requir-
FTACHASER357 - July 1, 2009, 8:46 pm
SEAN ... To your posting here, YES, I believe ACORN was INVOVED in FAKE VOTES! I also BELIEVE that ACORN is a TERROIST ORGANIZATION and SHOULD BE WIPED OUT. :-)
WTFO - July 1, 2009, 8:44 pm
justify the means", in my view. But to be fair, there are plenty of politicians on both sides of the aisle that play by that rule.
WTFO - July 1, 2009, 8:43 pm
his promise to use govt campaign funds like McCain did. McCain stuck true to his word and only had $80M to spend. The Dems used a corrupt media, money, lies, slander, mud-slinging, voter fraud, and the race card to win. They are the party of "the ends
WTFO - July 1, 2009, 8:41 pm
(they were partially responsible but so were Dems). The media also a**isted by never challenging the left's blame game by pointing out facts that led back to Dems mistakes that led to this crisis. 3. $700M for Obama to bash McCain when he backed out of
WTFO - July 1, 2009, 8:40 pm
of media bashing everything President Bush did (some deserved, most undeserved) followed by nothing but positive press coverage and even cheer-leading for Obama. 2. The economy tanking and American's misconception that the Reps were completely to blame
WTFO - July 1, 2009, 8:38 pm
Sean, ACORN certainly wasn't the only reason he won but they helped. 14 states have charges against ACORN for voter fraud. Obama's campaign provided $800K to ACORN. There are 3 main reason's (I believe) Obama was elected with zero experience. 1. 8 years
Sean - July 1, 2009, 8:36 pm
Obama, thanks to ACORN?
Sean - July 1, 2009, 8:35 pm
We know the standard Republican talking points on this: "there were some irregularities ... Obama has never come clean about the extent of his connection to ACORN" etc., but really ... is there any proof of even one faraudulent vote actually cast for ...
Sean - July 1, 2009, 8:33 pm
Just a question, WTFO: do you honestly believe that ACORN is responsible for Obabma's victory? (As per what is implied by what was likely -- to be fair -- a tongue in cheek remark: "Neither is rigging elections or "organizing a community".)
WTFO - July 1, 2009, 8:30 pm
TTH, when the 9/11 stuff is that far out of bounds with the conspiracy BS, it puts the whole work into question. It's all conspiracy theory and it's interesting nobody claimed credit or support for any of the crap they proposed.
FTACHASER357 - July 1, 2009, 8:28 pm
To this posting, YES, I agree with my posting!
Elder God Douchebag - July 1, 2009, 8:22 pm
..You're out of your godd*** mind, aren't you, FTA.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2009, 8:22 pm
Some aspects of that film make perfect sense. Not necessarily the 911 stuff but parts 1 and 3 were kind of eye openers.
WTFO - July 1, 2009, 8:16 pm
TTH, yep. I watched a good portion of that Piece of ****. Completely full of lies, BS and conspiracy theory. Don't tell me you were dumb enough to fall for some of that tripe?
FTACHASER357 - July 1, 2009, 8:07 pm
George W was CHOSEN by God to lead this ONCE GREAT COUNTRY. I am HAPPY he was! :-) And for those WHO think 9/11 was an INSIDE JOB....GET A LIFE!
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2009, 7:55 pm
hey wtfo have you ever seen "zeitgeist"
WTFO - July 1, 2009, 7:53 pm
Neither is rigging elections or "organizing a community".
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2009, 7:48 pm
Running companies into the ground isn't "holding a job"
WTFO - July 1, 2009, 7:39 pm
At least he held a job before being elected.
Paranoid - July 1, 2009, 7:16 pm
He was a f***ing C student & failed 5 companies before being elected.


OK, SURE - Looks Like We Used The Right Bait This Time




POWERTHIRST - please drink responsibly


TAGS: h** ***y b**** j******t
Rating: 1.79/5
fascistfrenchman - November 2, 2010, 8:24 am
The people who gave this it's low score have never seen the original Powerthirst commercials on Youtube. This is Epic for those who've seen it XD
Dr. Manhattan - January 18, 2009, 1:15 am
He has 400 babies!
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 10:04 am
It's like crystal meth in a can! It's crystal meth in a can! Powerthirst is crystal meth! Warning: May contain Anna Kournikova...Or whatever the hell the spelling of her last name is.
NAPalm - October 15, 2008, 3:41 am
WHEN GOD HANDS YOU LEMONS YOU FIND A NEW GOD! GODBERRY, KING OF THE JUICE!
nomad - September 30, 2008, 12:31 am
He's uncomfortably energetic
Captain Douchebag - September 26, 2008, 4:11 pm
This man kicked Mother Nature in the face with his energy legs.
Razor Eddie - September 26, 2008, 2:44 pm
This man now has the energy of lightning! Real lightning!
Captain Douchebag - August 15, 2008, 4:05 pm
He has 400 babies.
datnigga - August 15, 2008, 2:51 pm
he runs as fast as kenyans. people watch him running and think he's a kenyan, he races as fast as kenyans. against actual kenyans. but it was a tie, so he got deported back to kenya.
Captain Douchebag - July 9, 2008, 1:06 am
No thanks needed. I'm just a man. A man..With way too much free time.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 8, 2008, 11:54 pm
Thanks, Cap! I didn't know. Still, coffee is everyone's friend.
Captain Douchebag - July 8, 2008, 1:47 pm
Look up Powerthirst, MWLF. It's not an actual drink, they're commercials making fun of energy drinks.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 8, 2008, 1:35 pm
What's with the stupid ads for energy drinks? Who makes these? DRINK COFFEE!!


TUNNEL BAIT - Surrealistic tunnels since 1939


TAGS: magritte tunnel surrealism bait
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

aPauling - August 29, 2008, 9:34 am
Master bait!


Fishing -


TAGS: smelly bait
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - August 1, 2015, 11:15 am
To wit, Onebytch
spacedog - August 1, 2015, 10:57 am
Heh, nice image skills.


Milfgyne -


TAGS: pills cou*** bait morning after
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 4:24 pm
Sit Thedge...that's a good boy!
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 1:34 pm
Hmm... a strong statement of ownership. I once felt like that about my Alsation Wolf Dog, then realized just who had really been trained.
lgvernon - November 10, 2014, 2:11 pm

OK TEAKHEAD
GaryO - November 9, 2014, 7:03 pm
Well……I sure didn’t know you were into necrophilia, but I’ll be game…or gamey, and stiff, jus like ya like ‘em (weeeeird)
lgvernon - November 9, 2014, 4:43 pm

GaryO, it would kill ya', and the undertaker would charge extra to get the smile off your face.
GaryO - November 9, 2014, 12:36 am
Menopause, the gift, true, but these wimin, these wimin here just love to have their way with me...which may or may not be good. I can only stay up so long.
GaryO - November 9, 2014, 12:25 am
OK, well, I’m going to bed now...with my WOMAN
Thedge - November 9, 2014, 12:23 am
Ah, no worries. That menopause thingy kills that issue. Still, huh? Can you count it up to 'lost in translation' for a graceful salvage?
GaryO - November 8, 2014, 11:57 pm
GRAMMAS! IT’S GRAMMAS I’D LIKE TO....shyt, somehow I have the feeling this will not go well for me
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 11:50 pm
I'm not. He's always got his nose in other guys...OH!...okay I'm surprised too!
lgvernon - November 8, 2014, 11:46 pm

GILF~~that's Guy I'd Like to....GAryO! I'm surprised at you!
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 11:37 pm
Sorry Mr. Gary...I think what you're asking about are those little blue pills and then ain't a d*** thing gonna help you the morning after.
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 11:34 pm
One can only hope!
GaryO - November 8, 2014, 11:29 pm
Uh, is there one for GILFs, and uh...m-m...perhaps GGILFs?
lgvernon - November 8, 2014, 11:15 pm

Too, too funny!~~I wonder if Obamacare covers it?


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